Griffin Johnson
Griffin Johnson by butfrjusstfu June 1, 2020
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griffin johnson
The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
griffin johnson by bitch-where June 12, 2016
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griffin johnson
the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.
griffin johnson by Pass me January 16, 2021
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People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
Griffin Johnson by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020
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