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griffin johnson 

The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
griffin johnson by bitch-where June 12, 2016

griffin johnson 

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.
me : hey did you see griffin johnsons new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!
griffin johnson by Pass me January 16, 2021

Griffin Johnson 

People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.

Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
Griffin Johnson by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

Griffin Johnson 

Griffin Johnson was a ex of Dixie Damelio. He was a cheater and an person who said “send toes.”
Someone: OMG GRIFFIN JOHNSON CHEATED IN DIXIE DAMELIO SAYING “SEND TOES”

Me: I KNOW OMG I HATE HIM

griffin johnson 

Me: is that griffin johnson
My friend: NO is a CHEATER
griffin johnson by swaylover September 23, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026