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griffin johnson 

The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
griffin johnson by bitch-where June 12, 2016

griffin johnson 

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.
me : hey did you see griffin johnson’s new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!
griffin johnson by Pass me January 16, 2021

Griffin Johnson 

People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.

Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
Griffin Johnson by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

Griffin Johnson 

Griffin Johnson was a ex of Dixie Damelio. He was a cheater and an person who said “send toes.”
Someone: OMG GRIFFIN JOHNSON CHEATED IN DIXIE DAMELIO SAYING “SEND TOES”

Me: I KNOW OMG I HATE HIM

griffin johnson 

Me: is that griffin johnson
My friend: NO is a CHEATER
griffin johnson by swaylover September 23, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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