A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 03, 2003
When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.
As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.
by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022