green grocer
When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.
green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008
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Green Grocer
A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)
Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud
Green Grocer by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017
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greengrocers mask
An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
greengrocers mask by Safecracker G September 7, 2004
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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