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Green Bees

Bees that are green.
*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…
Green Bees by Microwaved Fork July 30, 2021

Green Beer Day 

A Holiday created at Miami University (OH) b/c the school scheduled spring break over St. Pattys. It takes place every year the Thursday before Spring Break and is celebrated by bars opening at 5:30 am and students drinking Green Beer all day while still going to classes. Teachers try to stop this by scheduling exams but the students realize the Green Beer Day is more important and just show up drunk.

To show support of the day students wear t-shirts made for the day, green and gold mardi gras beads and often have mouths dyed green because of the amount of beer they have consumed.
I love Green Beer Day I have already passed out twice and it is only 3pm!!

I can't wait for Green Beer Day!!

What did I do on Green Beer Day, I wonder if i went to that exam.
Green Beer Day by Drea Welke March 22, 2005

Green Beetle 

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.
Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.
Green Beetle by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021

Green Beer 

The Shit Ya Drink on St. Patricks Day!
I Have Never Tried it But I Want To See If Its Good
Green Beer by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Green Beer Day 

GBD is a day when miami university (ohio) students, and the locals, get wastey pants off green beer. usually, everyone ends the night with the poops and all the sluts puke an unfamiliar green (pink and blue vom is usually in their repertoire.)
OMG I can't wait for Green Beer Day, I'm so totes going to puke on that guys crotch.

red green bees 

When you pour honey all over a mans penis, and suck all the honey off using your mouth.
red green bees by johnnyboy998 September 9, 2015