What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

What in God's green African jungles?? by 0.O September 10, 2013

god's green 

weed, marijuana, ganja, kush, pot, grass

Not the devil's lettuce.

After harvasting god's green from the field, they made a mega joint that was so big, it got god high.

god's green by harvester420 August 22, 2017

Sculpted by the greek gods 

Defines a person who's inhumanly handsome/beautiful

"Taehyungs face was sculpted by the greek gods."

"His/her face was sculpted by the greek gods."

Sculpted by the greek gods by NoImNotShiilo December 6, 2021

greek gods 

the people who in vented the penis and the boobs

a factory for the greek gods

greek gods by captainspok May 24, 2009

The Greek Gods 

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

The Greek Gods by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018

gods green clouds 

1. some good good weed mutha fucka.
2. a level of stoned that has you sitting on gods clouds.

homie1: dude, im baked. ahhhh.
homie2: maaaan, im on gods green cloudss.

gods green clouds by mjmjmj16 June 5, 2011