Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

Greasy Hands by bile2 February 19, 2010

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Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

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Grease Hands

A disgusting, horrendous or terrible sighting, usually the looks of a person

"That person is just Grease Hands!"

Grease Hands by 1111F⁴∃ July 16, 2026

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gressyhands

A gressyhands is a human mostly boy, that has greasy hands. No matter they do they are still greasy. For example, my friend is a gressyhand. It effects his life and it is the reason why he is not good at fortnite. Also gressyhands love licking basketballs.

Aditiya why are your hands so fuxing gressyhands

gressyhands by ColeThaTroll November 4, 2018

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GreaseHands

1. - Aka - Michael Kabana. 2. Afilthy person who Fucks up Ps3 Controllers WorldWide!

There goes Mr.Greasehands... My controller is FUCKED!

GreaseHands by Mickey Rourcke October 14, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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