Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

Greasy Hands by bile2 February 19, 2010

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand 

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

Grease Hands

A disgusting, horrendous or terrible sighting, usually the looks of a person

"That person is just Grease Hands!"

Grease Hands by 1111F⁴∃ July 16, 2026

gressyhands 

A gressyhands is a human mostly boy, that has greasy hands. No matter they do they are still greasy. For example, my friend is a gressyhand. It effects his life and it is the reason why he is not good at fortnite. Also gressyhands love licking basketballs.

Aditiya why are your hands so fuxing gressyhands

gressyhands by ColeThaTroll November 4, 2018

GreaseHands 

1. - Aka - Michael Kabana. 2. Afilthy person who Fucks up Ps3 Controllers WorldWide!

There goes Mr.Greasehands... My controller is FUCKED!

GreaseHands by Mickey Rourcke October 14, 2011