touching grass

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 8, 2020

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

by Shottscore June 15, 2015

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"

by 041815 February 17, 2017