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gooncities

a jamaican american girl (aka me) who loves being ruthless on different internet platforms like tiktok and urban dictionary. her name may or may not be inspired by that one soundcloud music group called gooncity, which she used to like when she was in her roblox emo phase.
person one: "hey have u heard of gooncities?"
person two: "nah, but she seems like a cool person."
by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021
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geocities

A poorly designed webpage characterized by pitiful layout, unreadable text, and lots of images. Often built on the templates of free web hosts such as Geocities or Angelfire.
Look at that marquee! This site is so geocities.
by sciurus September 8, 2004
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Geocities

The most worthless web host on the internet. Will gladly shut down any site that goes over their ridiculously low bandwidth limitations.
Don't host on Geocities, unless you like having your site shut down for an hour everytime someone looks at an image.
by The Mad Genius September 22, 2003
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goonitis

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!
by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024
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Goonitis

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.
Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.
by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024
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