Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy April 6, 2018
The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
by 15finnsolo April 8, 2018
by DefinitelyNotCross April 7, 2018
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
by olliedidthis April 7, 2018
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
by TheMailManSmith April 7, 2018
The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
by LargeQuantityOfGay April 6, 2018
A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 April 6, 2018