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Gooch Cooch 

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.
Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!
Gooch Cooch by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020

Gooch Cooch Smooch 

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.
Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).
Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

gooch cooch fingering
Gooch-to-cooch by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

Gooch Coach 

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female
The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach
Gooch Coach by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?