Gooch Cooch

a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.

"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".

by Courtney R. Klein November 16, 2007

Gooch Cooch

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.

Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!

by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).

Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

gooch cooch fingering

by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy

Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?

by Altairsgeniusalliance January 1, 2012