When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
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This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 3, 2009
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Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple
Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.
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Where do you get your service? I get mine at Golf Mill Ford
by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018
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A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.
"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"
by Wendie123 October 12, 2017
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A Total live time with the boys, banging heads, hoes and whole In ones all in a day
Last night me and the broskis had a blast a golf banana, you should have come
by Jlaxative January 18, 2019
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Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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