Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.

Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...

by ppaulina February 19, 2022

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by hinge_victim February 4, 2022

urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins

urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety July 11, 2008

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023