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going to walmart

code phrase for "going to steal shit at walmart". the term "going to walmart" implies shoplifting because that is the purpose of any visit to walmart.
Michael: "i want a rip stick. we are going to walmart..."
Alex: "i was thinking the same thing, im hungry. bring your poofy jacket chris."
Chris: "fuckkk yeahh"
by Awwwrex January 4, 2011
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Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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going to walmart

by dizzleee c moneyy October 22, 2007
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