Goateet 

The hair that may be found around an areola.

The photographer asked the model to shave her goateet before the shoot.

Goateet by daanyul November 30, 2010

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver

After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

Mexican goatee by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020

cum goatee 

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

cum goatee by KC Kid July 27, 2006

glaze goatee 

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

glaze goatee by theinstigator December 30, 2013

Goateehawk 

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

Goateehawk by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

Accidental Goatee 

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

Accidental Goatee by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

goatee 

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

goatee by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007