ball goatee

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

That old mans nuts look like a ball goatee.

by Kaaseeyyy November 10, 2014

Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.

Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.

by povspam August 16, 2013

Raising the goatee

In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, which is a take on the phrase "raised eyebrows", was first brought into popular usage because of the aggressive facial expressions of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher (who wears a goatee from time to time) to his players and officials from the sidelines of National Football League games during his tenure.

Damn, all I did yo is beat you at darts. Why you raising the goatee at me?

by tbird4441 February 13, 2007

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008

Blood Goatee

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim

That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.

by cirv_j April 14, 2011

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 16, 2011