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The play on words to the Vikings chant "Skol", refering to their uncanny and predictable ability to choke as if they were taking a wang to the throat through a glory hole.
The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael