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Fictitious junk data used as a trap for lazy news publications that rely on AI language models as a shortcut instead of actually researching and reporting anything.
Reddit Post: "I’m so excited they finally introduced Glorbo!!!"
News AI: "World of Warcraft (WoW) Players Excited for Glorbo’s Introduction"
Glorbo by pokefan548 July 21, 2023
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meat-glorb 

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat
The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!
meat-glorb by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010

glorpske 

my dad gave me a good glorpske
glorpske by pp yum April 22, 2019
The play on words to the Vikings chant "Skol", refering to their uncanny and predictable ability to choke as if they were taking a wang to the throat through a glory hole.
Vikings Fan: "We were all Skol, now we are choking on it big time"

Guy who doesn't breathe out of his mouth: "Guess you better change your chant to gloryskol.......Faggot."
gloryskol by Ileftmypics January 22, 2018

glorb narg 

The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael
A very wise superior being
The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.
Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020