Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?
My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.
Me: Hes so grimey.
My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.
Me: Hes so grimey.
by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
Glom•mer /Glämər/
Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.
Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.
An incredible mass of glommers jumped on the bandwagon of social justice to protest for rights they already have.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.
by baronvonfritz June 29, 2022
Another word for a popular person, never seen without another person, is never alone. Seems to always be happy and in-the-know... always moving around, the total hybrid.
by missybrightside February 1, 2008
The asshole driver who, when you are trying to make a left turn, is driving at the perfect speed to allow your small turning window to close before you can make the turn.
"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.
by Joeykaz32 July 6, 2018
In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c
Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.
This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.
This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
by gravy111 November 22, 2010