Xlap

Pronounced "ZzzzsLAP"

It must be written with a capital "x" - "Xlap"

A "Xlap" is a particularly aggressive attack, usually upon the face of the person in question.

A "Xlap" can be simplified as a backhand to the face - but it is very important to note that when threatening to "Xlap" someone, it is essential that you lift the right arm, so it is in line with the left shoulder (reverse if left handed) - therefore aligning the arm diagonally accross the body. From here, the Xlap backhand may be performed when required.

Poon: If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Xlap his ass!

Me: What on earth did you just do to that Chav?
Poon: I Xlapped his damn foice.

Xlap by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007

Xlape 

Pronounced "Zlaype" (as in rape)

For background information, see "Xlap".

A "Xlape" is the action of "owning" someones "foice" by the deliverence of a "Xlap". It could be considered a more powerful form of the "Xlap".

Once the "Xlap" has been applied and the receiver is (preferably) unconscious, the one who applied the "Xlap" can be said to have "Xlaped" the other. It is important to note here that: "Xlapped" is pronounced "Zlapped" and is the past tense of "Xlap"
: "Xlaped" is pronounced "Zlayped" and is the past tense of "Xlape"

Me: That can only be described as Xlape.
Poon: Yeah, I Xlapped his ass good.
Me: It wasn't just Xlapping, it was a Xlaping.

Xlape by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007