glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.

"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."

by martinigurl January 15, 2008

glitter dick

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

glitter dick

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.

Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day

by N_E_K May 30, 2016

glitter dick

a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick

my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick

by Jeanineg6 January 6, 2008

Glitter Dick

Homosexual

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"

by I am a bic pen March 8, 2018

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

Glitter dick

When you bang a stripper

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."

by Kippernikis July 18, 2016