glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 12, 2008
Get the glitter dick mug.

glitter dick

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.
by dirtyhairy August 05, 2007
Get the glitter dick mug.

glitter dick

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day
by N_E_K May 30, 2016
Get the glitter dick mug.

glitter dick

a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick
my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick
by Jeanineg6 December 16, 2007
Get the glitter dick mug.

Glitter Dick

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"
by I am a bic pen March 08, 2018
Get the Glitter Dick mug.

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"
by Julia_penis_glitter January 26, 2017
Get the Glitter dick mug.

Glitter dick

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."
by Kippernikis March 20, 2016
Get the Glitter dick mug.