A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 15, 2008
the result of having glitter on one's penis.
usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
by dirtyhairy August 06, 2007
Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
by N_E_K May 30, 2016
by Jeanineg6 January 06, 2008
by I am a bic pen March 08, 2018
When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017
by Kippernikis July 18, 2016