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Glasgow Celtic 

Glasgow Celtic FC are the most famous football club in Scotland with the largest following and the biggest football stadium in the country with a 60,800 capacity. They are Scotland's wealthiest football club and the first British team to win the European Cup. The club has always been a non-sectarian institution who are open to all.

Many Celtic supporters are of Irish Catholic origin and the club itself was formed in 1888 to provide funds for Irish immigrants in the late 19th century. This is why the team's colours are green and white.

Celtic fans have an excellent reputation throughout the world for good sporting behavior and were awarded the FIFA and UEFA Fair Play Awards in 2003 for their excellent conduct at the UEFA Cup Final in Seville.

Celtic form one half of the "Old Firm", the other half being Glasgow Rangers (a club which excluded all Catholics for 116 years before being threatened with expulsion from European competition if they did not end their sectarian signing policy).
"Oh Hampden in the sun, Celtic 7 Rangers 1" is a line from a song celebrating the most famous Old Firm derby match ever played. The 1957 League Cup final in which Glasgow Celtic destroyed their rivals 7-1. It remains the greatest margin of victory in an official Old Firm derby and is the record margin of victory for a British cup final.
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Glasgow Celtic 

A scottish football team supported by Irish wannabe Glaswegians and others across the country lured by glory and sectarianism.
Glasgow Celtic are the green half of an extremely ugly pair of Glasgow sisters(see Glasgow Rangers)
Glasgow Celtic by H.G January 7, 2006

Glasgow Celtic 

Glasgow Celtic are a very shite football team who came second in the Scottish Premier League this season behind the greatest team in the world, Glasgow Rangers. They're fans are dirty Irish tatty picking timmy little bastards. They're stadium stinks of pig shit hence the name 'The Piggery'. They boo one minute silences for fallen British troops at football matches and don't show any respect for those who died for their own country. They think they are game by saying Fuck the Queen (which by the way is their own queen) makes so much sense doesn't it? They refuse to call themselves British when they actually are...check your passport ya fannies!

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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic

Glasgow Celtic 

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.
Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*
Glasgow Celtic by Rolando123 February 11, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026