Gizmotronics, I believe first used by by a vehicle technician when attempting to explain complex electro mechanical systems to a layman.
Can be used by technician or layman alike when referring to any electrical device which performs a spectacular or unusual function, especially when the persons talking about said device do not fully understand the internal workings
can also be referred to as "gismotery"
"how does the metal detector work?"
"it s the gizmotronics in the device which detect the metal
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!