Liam to Dennis: Do you know any girls who eat carrots?
Dennis: My sis eats carrots. She likes carrots, along with corn, rice, and-
Liam.exe has stopped working.
"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots *awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
Eitherthis girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.
Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.