gifted abby 

I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER

me: gifted abby ily

abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god

gifted abby by i love costa March 8, 2021

Gifted Abby 

The most beautiful person on earth.

A god.

I can and will die for her.

She can step on me and I will say thank you.

The most beautiful human being on earth.

Me: Gifted Abby lololol hahahha I love her
Someone: Who tf is gifted Abby?
Me: EWWW imagine not knowing who gifted abby is. you uncultured swine

Gifted Abby by teehee senpai March 8, 2021

Gifted Abby 

A god really.

ugh imagine not knowing gifted abby

Gifted Abby by teehee senpai March 8, 2021

Gifted Abby 

A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.

my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby

Gifted Abby by teehee senpai March 9, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022