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grudger
A term to describe one who frequently performs the fresh new hippitoy-hoppin' dance known as 'The Grudge-master Flex.' This dance developed in Texas and other surrounding southern states by rural wangstahs trying to fit in with their African American counterparts whom they hate because the developers of this dance were ignorant, rascist hicks. The dance involves the insertion of a penis into one's oral cavity while performing dance moves similar to that of the Limbo and the Chicken Dance.
Yo son, I be grudgin' all da time up'n da club, dawg. Ya'll might as well call me a grudger, dat be what all mah homies on World of Warcraft call me, know what I'm sayin'?
grudger by SouthernWankstaHistorian May 13, 2008
Gudger
1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.
Get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! Quit being a fucking Gudger!
Or
David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?
Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.
Or
David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?
Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.
Gudger by BatcaveDweller May 25, 2009
gudger
1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.
i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.
gudger by captain insano shows no mercy May 5, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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