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goat goudger 

To have intercourse with a goat
I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.
goat goudger by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007
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A term to describe one who frequently performs the fresh new hippitoy-hoppin' dance known as 'The Grudge-master Flex.' This dance developed in Texas and other surrounding southern states by rural wangstahs trying to fit in with their African American counterparts whom they hate because the developers of this dance were ignorant, rascist hicks. The dance involves the insertion of a penis into one's oral cavity while performing dance moves similar to that of the Limbo and the Chicken Dance.
Yo son, I be grudgin' all da time up'n da club, dawg. Ya'll might as well call me a grudger, dat be what all mah homies on World of Warcraft call me, know what I'm sayin'?
1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.
Get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! Quit being a fucking Gudger!
Or
David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?
Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.
Gudger by BatcaveDweller May 25, 2009

Grudgery 

To hold a grudge until drudgery sets in.
"We were in a grudgery war!"
Grudgery by RockRobster March 13, 2009
1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.
i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.

Gudgerment 

A complicated system of pipes and wires commonly found in factories
Look at that gudgerment it is so big
Gudgerment by Flamable_i July 24, 2021