grudger 

A term to describe one who frequently performs the fresh new hippitoy-hoppin' dance known as 'The Grudge-master Flex.' This dance developed in Texas and other surrounding southern states by rural wangstahs trying to fit in with their African American counterparts whom they hate because the developers of this dance were ignorant, rascist hicks. The dance involves the insertion of a penis into one's oral cavity while performing dance moves similar to that of the Limbo and the Chicken Dance.

Yo son, I be grudgin' all da time up'n da club, dawg. Ya'll might as well call me a grudger, dat be what all mah homies on World of Warcraft call me, know what I'm sayin'?

grudger by SouthernWankstaHistorian May 13, 2008

Grudge Butt 

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.

Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.

Grudge Butt by CodyKodak June 24, 2017

grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”

The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.

grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

slumber grudge 

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

slumber grudge by holymoleydood August 16, 2009

Hispanic grudge 

when a Hispanic person gets upset with you and won't talk to or acknowledge you for long periods of time.

"Hey man, we should invite Juan out to dinner with us. Give him a call."

"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."

Hispanic grudge by emilyandpugz August 11, 2012

dream grudge 

Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.

When my boss asked me why I snapped at him this morning I had to apologize and tell him I was still holding a dream grudge against him for firing me in my dream last night.

dream grudge by dxgri January 26, 2008

grunger 

A grunger is a person who listens to grunge music mostly from the early 90's Seattle (including bands like Mudhoney, Nirvana, Soundgarden and Green river) and dresses accordingly. A grunger might be caught wearing clothes such as torn jeans, flannel shirts and tennis shoes (or babydoll dresses and screaming red lipstick if she happens to be a girl), but clothing doesn't really make a difference, because a grunger wears clothes that are COMFORTABLE and doesn't pay attention to appearance. A grunger might sometimes be perceived as dirty, because they don't give much thought to hygiene. As it seems, a lot of people have the misconception that a grunger wears baggy jeans and baseball caps and carries around a skateboard. That's not the case though. Grunge has nothing to do with skating and a typical grunger would probably not wear baggy jeans, caps or skating shoes. Grungers are usually past teenage, since the grunge movement became more common in the late 80's and early 90's. Unlike punkers, grungers don't feel the need to be particularly rebellious, they just don't care. Grunge is mostly about the love for a certain kind of music.

grunger by Sari September 25, 2003