Get off my bird

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.
by Sheirdog December 18, 2008
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get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011
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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 09, 2009
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When a shortcut fails badly.
Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
by mrnmrst April 06, 2017
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Get to the bird

V.(Australian in origin), get to the bird is a commonly used term for getting out of the sun. It is easily substituted for other situations such as leaving an area or arriving at a party
This sun is baking me I need to get to the bird

Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone

Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
by watertown January 23, 2009
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Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
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