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The bird flew onto Hagrid's head. "Oi, geroff me!"
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He is the epitome of homosexuality. If you thought you could never see anything more gay than a double horned unicorn jumping over a rainbow then you have not seen a gyrolf. With the ability to change his appearance from a black man to a mexican it is quite rare to spot this unique creature. During the winter season a gyrolf can spend 20-22 hours hibernating in his cave and during the other 2 hours you can catch it masturbating to gay porn. With the personality of a 6 year old school girl you will feel drawn to this creature but beware! With one kiss on the cheek from a gyrolf you will instantly transform into one of his minions.
Did you just touch my ass? You are totally turning into a gyrolf.

Person #1: Holy you got so burnt tanning today!
Person #2: Yeah, I got my gyrolf on.
Gyrolf by Gyrolf December 12, 2012
Gerold is german and means a really nice person
english: He is such a Gerold!

german: Er ist ja so ein Gerold
Gerold by The_Real_G-Killa March 31, 2017
The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.
"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."
Grolf by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008

Geroldine 

An asian girl who is able to bring happiness to many people. Can be awkward at times and is prone to blushing.
Hey look at Geroldine over there blushing away.
Geroldine by SiberianFist November 13, 2009
When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.
Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!
Grolfe by SweatyBallSax October 5, 2021