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idiot,ass, blockhead, beach cafe worker, chump, cretin, donkey, dork, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, meathead, mental defective, moron, nincompoop, nitwit, pinhead*, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twat, yo-yo
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by Twit Mst Gen. July 19, 2006
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Gerner

a Danish middle name, usually used for people with no football skills at all. In danish these are called "Bold Mongoler" or "Ball Morons" they tend to forget the complete lack of skill the posses and therefor feel the need to push people to get the ball...

These people get their names by their parents who, when the child reach the age of 4, starts to notice the kids total fumbling when a ball is involved
OH MY GOD! Did you see how he tripped on the ball and burned the house down with his complete lack of skill? Silly boy.. lets give him the Gerner midle name
by Jens Rasmussen April 20, 2004
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gerner shot

When a guy is playing Fifa 09 and constantly shoots the ball over the top post when he has a breakaway.

If it a female it is known as a Flo shot.
G-G-G-G Gerner Shot!!
by bigbullio16 September 6, 2009
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Dirty Gerner

When you drink Armand De Brignac on your 200ft yacht while throwing pre-licked lobsters at the surrounding peasants in their small day cruisers.. #DirtyGerner
Fredd: Wdyd this weekend?

Gernicenzo: You know, i did the dirty Gerner as usual.

Fredd: Lavish mr.
by freddz1369 February 12, 2019
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I’m just speaking in general…

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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generation beta

The generation after generation alpha. Born between 2026 and 2041.
Person 1: Did you know that generation beta comes after generation alpha?
Person. 2: I have no idea what you said.
Person 1: idot
by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020
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General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022
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