German Surprise 

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

German Surprise by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

German Surprise 

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

German Surprise by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

German Surprise 

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

German Surprise by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

german surprise 

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

german surprise by James Cook August 31, 2006

German sunrise surprise 

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.

" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."

German sunrise surprise by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010