Me and Sandra agreed not to give each other christmas presents. Sandra proceeded to gift me a rolex. Aggressive Generosity.
by Superlongshlong December 25, 2020
The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Generousity is questionable.
Goodwill shopper- This is a beautiful Burberry Purse, it doesn't look like it's been touched, I wonder why somebody would donate this item. It must be someone with unparalleled generosity that did this.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
the compulsion to help everyone even though you don’t like to. the feeling that it’s the right thing to do is overwhelming but you don’t have to follow through. however, you’re convinced it’s the right thing to do so you do it.
benefits: you help a lot of people
side affects: you hate everyone
benefits: you help a lot of people
side affects: you hate everyone
man, carlos really has a generosity complex. he hates me but he keeps helping with my mortgage payments
by sticky toe booger January 4, 2021
The sort of generosity that occurs when a person has just gotten his/her driver's license. This usually results in the driver wanting to pick up his/her friends all the time.
"So, how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"
by RSN37 May 25, 2012