Geggles 

A person with glasses and or spectacles

hey geggles what you do today?

my cat had a fit and i laughed a bit

Geggles by DickWithGeggles January 16, 2011

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

guilty giggles 

A fit of uncontrollable laughter that may overcome a person who has been correctly accused of a small offense. The guilty giggles will reveal a persons guilt despite the fact that they are still trying to cover it up.

Dad got the guilty giggles when Nicole accused him of eating the last piece of ice cream cake.

guilty giggles by Egls May 23, 2014

Cum Goggles 

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

Cum Goggles by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019

speed goggles 

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

speed goggles by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

Gigglesaurous 

Someone who cannot stop laughing and/or giggling. Usually a result from smoking mary-jane, but can also result from constant jokes and/or awkward moments. Most common in small groups and/or post-dates.

Dude: "Hey Girl"
Chick: "Sup. hahaha."
Dude: "Ok.. you alright?"
Chick: "hahah. Fine. wee.. hahaha. wow. hahaha."
Dude: "Haha damn girl.. you are like.."
Chick: "What? hahah. what huh? haha."
Dude: "A gigglesaurous."
Chick: "hahahahahahahha."

Gigglesaurous by Dave Rowe January 2, 2009