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This guy is a stud, usually. Samir’s right hand man and ex boyfriend. West Ham’s biggest supporter, and the Chargers’ second biggest supporter. He wishes he could get back with Samir but it’s too late for him and he has no hope. Maybe one day he will achieve a fraction of the greatness that is Samir, or maybe not. Until that day comes, he will continue playing with his legendary spear.
Gearzy is gay as hell but we love him anyways.
gearzy by NotSamir March 26, 2019
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A family of legends, royalty and class. the most royal of them all being Mr. Gearbox who would set and change mankind in more ways than one.
your beautiful, you look like a geary
geary by vapg February 5, 2007

Bangin Gearz

The act of forcefully pounding a manual transmission into gear with high revs while doing high speeds. Car must have over 300 horsepower to properly work.
Steve: "Me and some friends are bangin gearz tonight you in?"

Joe: "Oh for sure. In for a great time."
Bangin Gearz by BKYallz June 28, 2010
When someone has a high level of substance abuse, or just looks like someone who does.
Hey Brennan, you’re looking real geary this morning - have you slept or do your just look like you are on the gear all the time?
Geary by Ricki January 2, 2018
colin was being SOOOO geary last night
Geary by mistergeary January 8, 2012

Fiona Geary 

A Fiona can be found in the Outback of Australia or in the gloomy bogs of Corrandulla. A typical diet of a Fiona would consist of Curry Powder, Bananas and possibly Qourn. This mong of an animal is also nocturnal. Some say this creature is neither male nor female but has a tiny penis on the back of it's knee. Sham.
freak queeroulyoke 2Pac Fiona Geary
Fiona Geary by Wellpark Leader69 December 12, 2013
A BeefCake condition, in the post COVID era, whereby desirable males are somewhat weary, sexually. (Obviously only a heterosexual phenomenon)
A very specific form of sexual frustration has emerged recently; it's known as Geary, or geariness, as in, his gear needs to find suitable accommodation.
Geary by Danny Durden June 29, 2023