My ex Jenny saw my status update on her phone as in a relationship with her sister and gave me the Doom Gaze from across the room.
by TheAstroZombie November 2, 2011
If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.
1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."
by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008
by BAhh98 September 12, 2006
"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.
"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
by Lenjammin April 5, 2008
Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."
"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."
by Artstaw April 4, 2010
by dukas July 14, 2011