A high-energy, overly winded fart. The type that just "hangs out" It follows you around, annoying you for the entire day.

Etymologically stems from the Old French term "galliard" meaning, "lively, spirited, vigorous."

It's like a 9-5 crop dusting.

Pete came back from a three-bean burrito lunch with a galliardo in tow. He had a food coma and was atypically speechless, that galliardo was doin all the talkin.

galliardo by xxtheoriginaldarfurstylecatxxx January 24, 2011

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Galliardporco

galliardporco is hot af. She is very very weird and always misses but she is still funny (kinda). You are very hot if you‘re mutuals with her bc she is adorable💪🏻🤣

„My therapist knows about galliardporco!“
„same !“

Galliardporco by Sudemilfslover June 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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