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Ralph Gagliardi 

Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!
man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....
Ralph Gagliardi by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005

gaillardia 

Affluent gated community of northern Oklahoma City with multi million dollar homes and rich as fuck residents. Similar to Buck head in Atlanta and Scottsdale in Arizona. Don't even think of driving through to look at homes as you will be kindly told to go elsewhere by the racist security force.
Security Guard 1: Is that a Negro approaching up the road?

Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.
gaillardia by xzybit February 18, 2008
One who appreciates to pick up several interesting hobbies. A typical day off for a galardi could consist of raising chickens, editing a SQL query, and watching the Magnificent 7.
Did you hear what Luke did over the weekend? He worked from home while watching a movie. I hear he wants to raise pigeons too. He is such a galardi.
galardi by fjlsjljlskjfoiu834j December 22, 2016

galarding 

Leaving the computer without putting up an away message.
What the hell man? Put up an away message stop galarding that shit.
galarding by WillDAThrill23213 November 10, 2010

Porco galliard 

An aot character who should put their piping hot cayenne pepper flavoured semen into my body
I want my guts rearranged by Porco galliard

Mrs. Guagliardo 

Really ugly, old, white-grandma that shouldn’t be teaching because she is racist and slow. She waddles around.
Boy: Man i have Mrs. Guagliardo this year.
Girl: Damn that must suck you probably would have bryan the really gay kid in your class.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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