A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of
Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old
clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my
penis falls out.