Gar Samuelson 

Gary C. "Gar" Samuelson was the original drummer for Megadeth from 1984-1987. Gary was dismissed from the band for substance abuse problems which would continue to plague him until his untimely death in 1999, reportedly due to liver failure.

Gar Samuelson's fusion drumming style can be heard on Megadeth's debut album "Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!" as well as Megadeth's breakthrough album "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?"

Rest in peace, Gary Samuelson.

Gar Samuelson by LookingDowntheCross March 22, 2007

Gar-Field Senior High School 

A sad, pathetic school located in Dale City, VA. This school is full of out of touch assholes (students) who are noisy and incredibly rambunctious. Nothing seems to go right in this petty high school. Heaters only work in the summer and air conditioning only functions in the winter. The amount of pot and crackheads is immeasurable and as far as "getting high," the sky's the limit, (which is the only measure they seem to meet). There are also numerous amounts of arrogant assholes (jocks), who seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. In conclusion, Gar-Field highschool is full of worthless airheads who are mentally disabled in the area of affection and love, the students purposely trying to give off the impression that they are "ghetto."

Gar-Field Senior High School? Nah bruh. I'm not that twisted. That school is just dark.

Gar-Field Senior High School by IDidntUseMyRealName March 31, 2015

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun] by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

shizzle tizzle gizzle gar 

Doesn't have a literal meaning. The correct response when someone begins speaking Ebonics to you and you are having difficulty understanding them.

Jamal: Yo dog whats happenin my nigguh, yo ass looks like yous just got done on a four day bender.

Steven: Shizzle tizzle gizzle gar.

Jamal: Oh, sorry man I meant to say how are you doing my friend? You look tired.

shizzle tizzle gizzle gar by My goodness I am caucasian May 2, 2008

shizzle gizzle gar

to fart loudly seriously ripping/tearing ass!!

dude did u just shizzle gizzle gar

shizzle gizzle gar by gerald April 7, 2005

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Garst Guy 

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

Garst Guy by GarstGuy December 28, 2008