gapling

A faggot ass queer as a weasel nerd that has a gay voice, trys to act like he's cool, and trys to act so great by pretending he's "bad" oooooooooo im so impressed(sarcasm)dresses in shit 5 dollar clothes, and trys to act so cool and rlly fails like a fag.

a Gapling: yeaaa, ya know wut, YOU NEW WUUUYEEETTT, yeeeaaa, so wuzzzupppp
Cool Kid: umm, yo?
the Gapling: so, yea, like, i totally like, yeaaaa ran away from home, but my mom wont find me, the cops wont find, me, yeaaaaaaa so like should i get outta town till like 10 o clock like rlly l8
Cool Kid: wtf r u saying u didn't run away wow dude...
the Gapling: (uses phone dial for bleeps) *BLEEP*BLEEP
Cool Kid:umm wtf?
the Gapling: see how much im cursin' im cursin yeeeuhhhhh, u motha *BLEEP
Cool Kid: like bleep effects by dialing the numbers on ur phone...
Gapling: yeaa but like....yeaaaa....my mom, like totally called the cops, but they aint gonna find meee...... yeaaaa.......
Cool Kid: WOW SO GREEAATT WOW(not)so like txt me when ur done being(a faggot) a bad boiiiiiii whoaaa
Gapling: ohh yeaa i was a bad boi and i cant text my momm blocked ittt......
Cool Kid: Well ur a fucking queer bate cuntpidgeon.
Gapling: (Sounds of looking up words on the internet)well.. you uhhh....... you suck.. cock....yea u suck cock. heheheh
Gapling: yeaa, so like u no wut im a lil mad 2day
Gapling: i had like 5 girlfriends that all broke up with my, cuz i was cheat in duhhhhh(gay voice)
Cool Kid: SUREEEE u RLLY CAN GET THAT MANY GIRLS(sarcasm)
Cool Kid: BYE FAGGOT(hangs up)

by Mark Regal April 22, 2008

Chick Gapping

The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).

"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".

by The Triple Wide July 15, 2017

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gayling

An effiminate, bisexual or gay male. Height of popularity was from 1984-1986, geographic usage confined between Waterford/Montville, CT to Warwick, Rhode Island. Being "Gayling" had a major following, members of this "group" usually were GQ-fashion victims, shopped at Midland Mall in Warick or Crystal Mall in Waterford.

I was sleeping over Mark's house when I awoke to him going down on me, I mean he went total Gayling on me!

by Marco October 9, 2003

Gaping Dumas

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.

Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?

by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gaping sticks

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.

Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007