gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022

Unlicensed Gaping

The act of gaping holes without a license.

‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’

by gaping_hole April 10, 2022

Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.

"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB

by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough

"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."

by BENJURMIND March 4, 2022

gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.

oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?

by little pogchamp January 24, 2021

gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 11, 2017