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Gakker
A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.
My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.
It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.
It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.
Gakker by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Gakked
gakkelak
When something is so ridiculous that conventional words just doesn't cut it—e.g. when the government assumes a university student suddenly will become a millionaire in 2018 and precautionary punishes him by raising his taxes.
A: The government is raising my taxes like I was some sort of millionaire all of a sudden!
B: But you're only a high school student!
A: Exactly, that's my point, damn it
B: That's totally gakkelak
B: But you're only a high school student!
A: Exactly, that's my point, damn it
B: That's totally gakkelak
gakked
Past tense of "to gack", meaning to cough up a hair ball. Named for the sound a cat makes while doing so.