'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'
or
'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'
or
'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'
by RainbowRedBox December 30, 2011
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
by Marcus P. September 13, 2007
No future.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020
the future is fucked
by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017
A time that most of us humans have little faith in; War (Nuclear, old-school, etc), terrorism, disasters, the risk of famine, diseases, and maybe even modern trends like Fidget Spinners and the Dab are all potential reasons as to why.
Some other people, such as game developers, see the future to be bright and full of new technologies; such as even better PCs, military drones, jets that don't need wheels, laser weapons, and even stronger, more advanced smart-weapons!
Some other people, such as game developers, see the future to be bright and full of new technologies; such as even better PCs, military drones, jets that don't need wheels, laser weapons, and even stronger, more advanced smart-weapons!
by Windows Error November 13, 2017