by Chillfunky December 11, 2017
by Dawg December 19, 2004
The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020
A stank hoe.
by anon lastname January 30, 2018
"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"
by Percysledge March 9, 2012