Funk Ninja 

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.

*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"

Funk Ninja by Cappy February 13, 2003

Funk Ninja 

Funk Ninja's also have an inhuman tolerance for alcohol.

14 beers, no phase.

Funk Ninja by Funky February 13, 2003

fuckninja 

a random insult meaning the elite most top form of fucktard.

"My brother is a fucktard because he dove into a 4 foot pool. My cousin is a fuckninja because he followed him."

fuckninja by LandsharkIC August 8, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012