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the act of putting a lit blunt roach in the tip of cigarette (usually menthol) that is slightly emptied. Then you can hit the roach through the cigarette. In doing this you can avoid burnt fingers and when the roach is done it in turn lights the cigarette.
Stoner 1: "Dude, the roach is burning my fingers!"

Stoner 2: "I got a Newport, let's funk it."

Stoner 1: "Fuck yeah!"
funk it by LilAnt420 November 7, 2009
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Funk It Up

The mind set to raise the energy in a boring atmosphere.
Person 1: This party is so lame bro.
Person 2: Don't worry bro when i get there I'm gonna Funk It Up.
Funk It Up by fat pig in comp 2 March 4, 2015

keepin it funk 

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?
keepin it funk by Whitelashes March 30, 2017
The best bathers in the world... bright, colourful... AMAZING <3
"wow, look at those bathers... they're amazing!" "yeah, they must be funkita's"
Funkita by BooBearsBabe99 July 24, 2012

funkitated 

used to describe something weird, messed up, odd, or strange
man 1: Did you see that picture of the shark eating the seal?

man 2: Yeah, it sure was funkitated!
funkitated by Joshua Holt June 23, 2008

dunk funkity

Mysterious marijuana originally developed in the Pacific North West By an elite circle of growers. It has emerged only to take even seasoned smokers by suprise! This strain boasts a 25% or more THC content. Some users have said it can also bring on very strong psycadelic effects. Only a few have ever seen or smoked this because of it's exclusivity.
This is an ounce of the dunk funkity.
dunk funkity by stankdubious September 5, 2008
The lowest class of the human race, as displayed by all the citizens of Funkit-ville. Usually dwell in a trashcan, and their vocabulary consists of their names, usually followed by a word that rhymes with said name repeatedly. Example: A Funkit named Paul would only say "Paul. Paul Wall". These creatures are said to cry and sob in agony for no apparent reason. They also float, stick to things, go after higher class people, and feed on human remains.
Pheeeebe *sobs* Phoebe foofannyyy. A-hhhoooooo, hooooo, hoooooooo. Pheeeeeeeeeeeebe! -Funkit.
Funkit by KO Queen June 29, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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