The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.
At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.
by Nicholas Breedlove April 18, 2008
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A form of irony part-venerating, part-mocking, part-fearing mushrooms, molds, lichens and all other forms of fungi.
Shrigma Males are a subset of Fungal Irony
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"Dude I was fuckin her doggy style and smelled somethin bad so I spread her ass cheeks and she has bungle fungals!"
by Sir Dangles February 12, 2008
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The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.
Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.
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Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?

Gal 2: "It's going viral."

Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
by euphemismo October 21, 2012
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When u have mildew between ur thighs
"the sight of you is nauseating, but i love you! u have mildew between ur thighs, like a fungal jungle"
by Stephanie Dare January 29, 2004
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