funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow February 15, 2018

Brunswick funeral

When a person is murdered then buried in their car so all evidence of them being there is gone.

While digging for a new development they found the remains of a Brunswick funeral

by Strictlyanonymous May 9, 2022

Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 6, 2014

Big Bax Funeral

Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie

BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
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we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

Extra Tax

Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

by augh123456789 September 8, 2022