Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

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by wolfles July 21, 2015
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Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend
Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper
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A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause
Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."
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It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body
Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend
by Cain Soulessone March 21, 2016
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When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)
I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile
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When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing
I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.
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When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 07, 2017
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