by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 31, 2019
n. A derogatory term for an individual of asian descent. Due to the historic accuracy of chinese railroad worker’s sexual activity while tunneling through mountains.
by beandisciple January 24, 2021
A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
by TheRoadWarrior July 30, 2009
The act of putting your dick into the cardboard center of a toilet paper and having your sexual partner arouse you until your dick bursts out of it, or it is bulging around the edges. You then proceed to fuck.
by whydidimakethisshit February 24, 2014