A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
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by betrayedbyyou November 27, 2007
A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten
by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019
A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.
Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008
by ...........................?! August 23, 2009
by bitchalicious September 22, 2010
Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.
"How was your date last night?"
"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."
"What a fucktart."
"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."
"What a fucktart."
by Freidrick December 4, 2006
Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008