fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.

Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night

by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007

Fuck toast

1. You have a real nice lookin piece of toast... and u just want to sex it up all nite long.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.

1. Melinda... what do u want do to right now?
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should

by KaCHOW! January 19, 2009

Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

by slopes May 31, 2005

fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast

Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast

by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011

fucking eggs on toast

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.

That's fucking eggs on toast mate

by BanterChat September 26, 2017

Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024