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fucking the horse 

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
fucking the horse by Christina S October 29, 2007
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Fucking the horse 

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”
Fucking the horse by J Facts October 4, 2022

fucking the whole horse 

fucking the whole horse
to fuck the whole horse

Transient contextual meanings.
1.a To mess up.
1.b To ruin things, esp. for other people. 1.c To fair poorly, as on a project or in a new career.
e.g. Oh man, the Clarkson account? Yeah, I really fucked the whole horse on that one. I think I'm going to lose my job.

2.a To do extremely well.
2.b To accomplish with flare and elegance, as in a project or a new career.

e.g. The new record? Are you kidding me? You guys really fucked the whole horse on that one. Im so excited for the release.
examples are listed above for ease of reference
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026